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1、晚上临睡前问老公：“如果是我得了绝症，你会给我治吗？” <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 老公都快睡着了，迷迷糊糊说：“别瞎说……倾家荡产也得治！” </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 我说：“如果你得了呢？”老公：“那就不治了。” </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 我问：“为什么？”老公：“剩下你一个人，挣钱不容易。” </SPAN><FONT face=Tahoma><BR></FONT></DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 2、她喜欢上网时吃个苹果， </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 他每天都会削两个苹果，一人一个，她喜欢这温馨浪漫的感觉。 </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 只是她发现他总是先把两个苹果各咬一口，然后再递给她一个， </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 为此，她纳闷了好久。终于有一天， </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 趁他出去接电话的时候，她拿过他的苹果咬了一口， </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 感觉不如自己的脆甜可口。瞬间泪水无声滑过脸庞。</DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0px">3、小狗对小猫说：你猜猜我的口袋里有几块糖？ <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"></P>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 小猫说：猜对了你给我吃吗？ </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 小狗点点头：嗯，猜对了两块都给你！ </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 小猫咽了咽口水说：我猜五块！ </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 然后，小狗笑着把糖放到小猫手里，说：我还欠你三块。 </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><FONT color=#545454> </FONT> 4、古藤摇椅上，一对花甲老人。 </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 老太太拉着老头子的手说：老头子啊，我现在都觉得对不住你，那年，我的初恋男友回来找我，说他还爱我，回来带我走，我和他见了面，我还爱他，就回家来收拾行李，一进门，就看见你在厨房给我熬汤，说：这些时间你精神不好，我给你补补身子。 </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 我冲到卧室，就哭了，当时就决定，我不离开你了。 </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 老头子笑嘻嘻的说：老伴啊，这事我早就知道，当时，我偷看了你们的信件，那汤其实是我知道你要走，想着给你熬最后一次，喝完你再走，你不吃饭不行，你晕车厉害。 </DIV></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> 老太太老泪纵横。她说，老头子，这辈子我做的一件对事，就是当年没离开你。 </DIV></SPAN><SPAN>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> 你才是最爱我的。 </DIV></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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